January 2012
7 posts
ELIZABETH WARREN FOR EVERYTHING. →
Elizabeth Warren on Ron Paul and taking money out of government: “The problem is, we will have no future. But think about this! No one is going to build bridges on their own. No one is going to build roads, no one is going to build public education, public universities, public schools. No one is going to invest in the kind of basic research that flings off thousands of things that private industry...
“Think you might be into reading comic books? Many women will never find out,...”
– pandagon.net - it’s the eye of the panda, it’s the thrill of the bite (via how-to-kiss-distinctly-american)
December 2011
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November 2011
6 posts
I need help. How do I make it stop?
Every morning the new person at work bombards me with a million questions and “HOW ARE YOU!!!! GOOD MORNING!!!!!!” There’s nothing wrong with being nice, don’t get me wrong, but I need about 15 minutes to get settled into my work day. Check my email, shake off the subway ride, get my Barry’s tea going…I have a method, new girl, and you need to calm it down.
At...
October 2011
5 posts
welcome to the age of baby dreams
me: i had one where my mom was giving birth and i was standing behind her watching her
basically watching myself being born?
me: that one was nuts
Meaghan: OH! i had one where i had TWO kids that i found OUT ON MY WINDOW (there is no ledge there but there were babies!) and i was running around town looking for someone to help me and then my backpack full of cheese fell and these two homeless men STOLE ALL THE CHEESE and then i tried to get a cab but they wouldn't let me in with the two babies
Seriously, the amount of dreams that I've had about babies that aren't mine/just show up/I find out about after I was in a coma is disturbing. Either my dreams are telling me not to have a baby with the certain men who knocked me up (my dream babies all have different baby daddies) or that I shouldn't run around town with backpacks full of cheese.
Elliott, man, you played a fine guitar and some... →
September 2011
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August 2011
7 posts
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Campaign Slogans for Pataki 2012
Lauren: Pataki 2012: I'm Not Batshit Crazy
Me: Pataki: Bringin' Back the Good Ol' Days
Me: Pataki: Even Democrats Sort of Like Me
Lauren: Pataki: Remember When We Just Hated the Environment?
Me: Pataki: Come On, You Know I'm Your Best Option
Lauren: Pataki: Because, Ya Know...
Me: Pataki: I Know Elvis' Birthday
Me: Pataki: I Believe in Evolution
Me: Pataki: I Don't Like Corndogs
*same time*
Me: Pataki: My Husband Isn't Gay
Lauren: Pataki: My Husband Isn't Gay, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
Lauren: Pataki: I Didn't Go To Bible Law School
Me: Pataki: I Actually Went to Yale
Me: Pataki: Even New York Liked Me. A Lot.
Lauren: Pataki: The New Yorker Who Can Keep It In His Pants For You, America
Lauren: Pataki: For the Love of Christ, Look Around
Me: Pataki: We Can Have Nice Things Again If You Just Vote For Me
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I want to be awesome from the stink.
Me: Emilie is in CORTLAND right now because her parents have a house upstate in that general area and they needed to go to Big Lots
Me: And they might go to Frank and Scary's!
Me: THIS ISN'T FAIR
Lauren: Fuck Frank and Scary's. PITA GOURMET ALL THE WAY
Me: I KNOW BUT STIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllsdahklfhd;aiowherfopabo;bvikasf;dajks'dfasdbnf
Me: I HATE NEW YORK CITY
Me: FINE
Me: I SAID IT
Me: I MEAN TODAY IS PRETTY NICE OUT
Me: I HAD A LOVELY WALK
Me: AND IT MAKES MY HEART SING, SOMETIMES
Me: BUT I WANT TO BE AWESOME FROM THE STINK
Lauren: NEW YORK CITY SUCKS
Me: AND THE SUBWAYS
Me: HAHAHAHA *AWAY NOT AWESOME
Lauren: You want to be awesome from the stink?
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July 2011
5 posts
“You just never know what the white trash sect will idolize next.”
– Emilie
June 2011
17 posts
Brian Williams, Will You Run For President? →
emilieee:
NO GOOGLE DOODLE FOR BLOOMSDAY? I’m disappointed. What gives, Google, you shoot your wad with that browser-slowing lunar eclipse graphic?
Well this cracked me up.
The Many Faces of Ron Swanson
flyingscotsman:
hg-:
“I should have listened to Reese Witherspoon.”-Rep. Weiner
