Campaign Slogans for Pataki 2012
- Lauren: Pataki 2012: I'm Not Batshit Crazy
- Me: Pataki: Bringin' Back the Good Ol' Days
- Me: Pataki: Even Democrats Sort of Like Me
- Lauren: Pataki: Remember When We Just Hated the Environment?
- Me: Pataki: Come On, You Know I'm Your Best Option
- Lauren: Pataki: Because, Ya Know...
- Me: Pataki: I Know Elvis' Birthday
- Me: Pataki: I Believe in Evolution
- Me: Pataki: I Don't Like Corndogs
- *same time*
- Me: Pataki: My Husband Isn't Gay
- Lauren: Pataki: My Husband Isn't Gay, Not That There's Anything Wrong With That
- Lauren: Pataki: I Didn't Go To Bible Law School
- Me: Pataki: I Actually Went to Yale
- Me: Pataki: Even New York Liked Me. A Lot.
- Lauren: Pataki: The New Yorker Who Can Keep It In His Pants For You, America
- Lauren: Pataki: For the Love of Christ, Look Around
- Me: Pataki: We Can Have Nice Things Again If You Just Vote For Me
